squat cobbler

An act, normally performed on video, intended to titillate the senses. This act is technically a fetish, but (and this is important) it is NOT ILLEGAL! Squat Cobbler involves a fully clothed man, all by himself, who sits in a pie and wiggles around. The more extreme varieties of this lewd act is known as "Cry Baby Squat Cobbler", or "Cry Baby Squat" for short, which involves tears. Usually, the more tears, the more taboo it is considered to be, and to a certain audience, more desirable.

The term originates from the eastern United States where it is commonly called "Hoboken Squat Cobbler" and, like Hellman's Mayonnaise, is called something different west of the Rocky Mountains.

In the midwest it is simply referred to as "pie sitting"

See also full moon moon pie boston crème splat simple simon the ass man dutch apple ass pie sitting Hoboken squat cobbler

Jeff came over and was paid handsomely to perform the Hoboken squat cobbler into a still hot dutch apple pie.

The man does a mean and quite sexy squat cobbler. There are tears, and lots of wriggling! He even wears a batman costume!

Sidewalk Chicken

Unlike the moronic definition above, sidewalk chicken is when you and a stranger are walking in the same path toward one another on a pedestrian walk way and you both refuse to move out of the way. Therein becoming a game of chicken to see which person will move out of the way. The person moving out of the way is seen as the less dominant of the two the minds of those who would rather crash into the other person and have a physical show down than move out of the way.

Usually accompanied by mean mugging (see also mad mugging)

People in power suits in downtown Chicago fucking love to play sidewalk chicken. They were born with a silver spoon in their mouth and have never been in a fight in their life but coke makes you feel hard, nigga.

I was playing sidewalk chicken with this bro on the sidewalk. We both stared at each other mad hard.

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