Blown off course

To recieve oral in a secluded part of a golf course.

(Or mountain bike trail, ski slope, ship, etc)

- Dude, where's Mike? I haven't seen him since the 16th hole.
- Oh, he's being blown off course by that hot babe who works in the pro shop.

or

- Captain! I've been blown off course!
- Sweet! Did she swallow?

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