snobatarian

Someone who eats vegetarian except when he or she goes out for a really fancy meal

"Tim ate vegetarian there and loved it. Oh, I lied. He ate meat."
"He did?!"
"Snobatarian."

Paranoided

A form of paranoia but it much more extreme. It can cause Luciedisease.

Girl: OMG! They're all around me. I'm gonna die!
Boy: You're so paranoided!

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