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Tyler Cole Groves

A work of art human being. You can find one sitting behind a desk hard at work or tending to his beloved plants in the garden. You can always count on Tyler to be there for you when you need solid advice, a shoulder to cry on, or a good hard fucking. Tyler sees right through the bullshit so don't even try to hide anything from him. Your pets will gravitate toward him and so will the stray animals in the neighborhood. He is very athletic and can teach you to snowboard, skate, and skydive. You will never find another person like this.

You: Who is the most incredible and loving person on this planet?
Me: Tyler Cole Groves, duh.

by pseudowhosthat February 19, 2024