Urban Dick

Dick Talk for Urban Dictionary

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FGCU

Florida Gulf Coast University.

A university which declares itself "environmentally friendly" but has probably obliterated more wildlife and forest than any other school.

Consists of 2 fraternities, 2 sororities, no football team, a fake beach, and alligators. It is recommended that students carry little children with them in their book bag to feed to the alligators in case they are attacked on their 4 mile journey from the parking lot/dorms to class.

The hot chick to sausage ratio is super sweeet (we're talkin' 6:1). It's also the fastest growing university (20% a year) in the nation.

The campus police have nothing to do there, so they spend their time harping students for underage drinking. They pull students over for not using turning signals and other petty moving violaions. If you are in a party at the dorms, don't hit the rape cord. The campus police will be there within 2 minutes and they always bring their power trip with them.

The location where the legendary story of "19" occured. T-17-2!

Party at the dorms tonight! G-9!!! Don't lean on the wall, you might hit the rape cord. NINETEEN!!! FGCU is a paradise aka tha shizzle fo rizzle mah nizzle.

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Dying Fetus

The epitome of Death Metal.

Dying Fetus will kill your mother and rape your dog.

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Dick Ass Shit

Dick Talk for "gay ass shit".

I was joking around and you punched me in the fucking face! Fuck that dick ass shit!

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Nehi

An amazing soda that has not been heard of since the early 90's. To describe the taste, basically, it was different flavored cream soda. The blue flavor was the best. The name "Nehi" is rumored to come from the bottles being so tall, that if they were placed on the ground next to someone, the top would reach their knee.

Damn, I haven't had blue Nehi since I was a little kid. If anyone knows where to get some, e-mail me. Seriously.

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Piece of Dick

Dick Talk for "piece of shit". Synonymous in Dick Talk with pizza dick.

I let Dan live in my room for three months and he stole my signed Cal Ripken Jr. cards! That kid is such a piece of dick!

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Dick Talk

Dick Talk is a nonstandard form of American English used by some people. For example, instead of saying "Let's get out of this place!", one would say "Let's get out of this dick!" or instead of saying "What kind of car do you drive?" one would say "What kind of dick do you drive?"

Did you just here that dude call that other dude a pizza dick? That's the first time I've ever heard someone else speak Dick Talk.

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