nes

A very old gaming console dating back to when games weren't marketed to anybody in particular

"My NES is broken... will someone sell me one for like £10?"

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green day

1) A full day spent smoking marijuana.

2) See "pretentious"

1) Another freakin' green day? Get a life, mister.

2) You say you're terrible at guitar miming? You'd be a perfect new vocalist for Green Day if Billie Joe passes on! I'll give them a call!

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DrFunk

A pretty strange guy.

This guy kinda reminds me of DrFunk.

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dyfj

Do your fucking job

If you only knew how to dyfj, all of the other employees would be much happier.

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pretentious

1) Trying to act smarter, more professional or generally better than one actually is; delusional of grandeur

2) See "Green Day"

1) You wanna learn Japanese? Don't be so pretentious!
What's with these crappy photographs? You're so pretentious!

2) "Punk rock is a harsh music"? Geez, quit bein' so pretentious guys.

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fattass.tk

A beautiful home to many friends (and a few enemies too)

I'm posting on the forums at fattass.tk! I like friends!

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hmph

1. Said when expressing apathy towards something
2. Used to acknowledge something you dislike/disagree with
3. Said after doing something to say it was easy/pointless

"Today I'll show you my favourite bookend!"
"Hmph."

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