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Robert

Two letters off from Robber. Robert is synonymous with untrustworthy. Roberts will take the first opportunity to stab you in the back as soon as they no longer have a use for you. Roberts are bullies and will punch you in the stomach if you ever try to open up to them. If you somehow find a way to forgive a Robert and try to befriend them despite everything they've done, a Robert will knock you down and laugh.

Robert asked me over for a few beers, got drunk before I did, groped my tits for 20 minutes trying to get into my pants, and then when I didn't instantly drop my clothes for him, he told all my friends that I was a skank who liked it in the butt. When I confronted him the next day and said I forgave him, he pushed me in front of a bus. Robert.

by psilentrogue January 9, 2011

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