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When you cum and then the high from masturbating wears off and you're depressed again
"Man, I went to rub one out cause I was mad depressed, but now I got post nut depression."
15π 2π
The perfect man. Ain't nothing else gotta be said.
"I'm marrying Alister in a week. I've never met anyone like him, and I'm so excited."
Putting something, such as a rod, up your urethra for sexual gratification.
"Bought a new sounding rod. Feels GREAT to have in!"
Poop from a cookie and/or poop that is made of digested cookies.
I ate too many cookies. I need to go take a cookie dookie.
The most irritating game in the world.
"My kids got a Bop It for Christmas. Within two months, I had to destroy it."
A stupid, uninformed, ill advised president of the United states, who didnt lawfully win, and is a racist, rapist, sexist, homophobe, transphobe, islamophobe, xenophobe, and a close minded guy.
Man, I hate our president, I mean, he's Trump!
7π 2π
Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain
Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.