Waffle Stomper

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain

Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.

Post Nut Depression

When you cum and then the high from masturbating wears off and you're depressed again

"Man, I went to rub one out cause I was mad depressed, but now I got post nut depression."

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Alister

The perfect man. Ain't nothing else gotta be said.

"I'm marrying Alister in a week. I've never met anyone like him, and I'm so excited."

Trump

A stupid, uninformed, ill advised president of the United states, who didnt lawfully win, and is a racist, rapist, sexist, homophobe, transphobe, islamophobe, xenophobe, and a close minded guy.

Man, I hate our president, I mean, he's Trump!

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Insusctenant

Being obstinate, obtuse, annoying, irritating, and just generally being a fucking turd dipshit.

"Dave keeps pissing on the toilet seat. I don't know why he keeps insisting on being insusctenant."

Butt Cake

A cake shaped like a butt. Not to be confused with bukkake.

I ate an excellent butt cake last night.

Pansensual

Pansensual is thing in which you are attracted sensually to all genders, regardless of sex. It is different from Pansexual, because Pansensuals would not have sex with all genders, and can have any sexuality regardless.

Hey, I'm pansensual, not pansexual. I don't wanna hook up with your sister, I'm gay.

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