Fort Scott

A city in Southeastern Kansas where people go to retire or build meth labs. Although the surrounding area and countryside, along with the city's rich history give it huge potential to be a great place to live, the town's politicians generally fear and reject change causing the area's youth to feel alienated and escape by any means possible after graduating high school. The town would probably be dead if it weren't for a highway running through it, although at the rate it's going, it will still die in the not so distant future when all the retired people die and all of the meth heads are sent to prison.

Noun: I can't wait to graduate so I can get the fuck out of Fort Scott.

Noun: I need to go to Fort Scott to see the beautiful old fort, explore the downtown atmosphere, and buy some meth in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

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