Pipster

A parent hipster. More pretentious than hipsters because they now think their life has purpose.

"Did you hear Dov Charney just knocked up a bitch?"

"Oh, no! Not another pipster!"

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Tainted Meat

When you place your cock and balls between your legs.

A tuck job.

"I was all up on a girl at da club until I realized she had some tainted meat."

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Banana Slug

Older transsexual person.

The equivalent to "cougar" for a she-male.

Banana Slug's have TWICE the experience cougars do, since they can practice on them self.

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