The funnest sex for neat freaks and people with OCD alike.
You accomplish two tasks and save water.
Guy: I'm horny.
Girl: Ok well I need to shower.
Guy: Yay, shower sex!
:)
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the antagonist in despicable me that is always wearing pajamas, has a lady pouch, and talks to toilets.
Friend 1: Hey who's that goofy looking dude in the orange pajamas?
Friend 2: THOSE AREN'T PAJAMAS! But that is vector...
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An awesome movie with Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington. About a homosexual man who is an attorney and gets AIDS. Then, he decides to sue the law firm he works for because they discriminate against him by firing him. It is a tear-jerker and addresses homophobia, love, the legal system, and justice.
Guy 1: That movie Philadelphia was really touching and changed my perspective on AIDS patients.
Ignorant friend: Wow man you're so gay, grow a pair.
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Ordinary people who went to college for about 10 years after high school just to be able to listen to lunatics bitch all day long. They also have a shitload of student loans. A good movie that illustrates a Doctor's struggles in this profession is called "What about Bob?".
Some of my favorite Psychologists are:
1. Wilhelm Wundt
2. BF Skinner
3. John B Watson
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The name of Gomez Addams cousin(from the Addams family) who is completely covered in hair and speaks gibberish.
My favorite character in the Addams family is cousin it!
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The most talented actor ever to live. Not only is he a great actor but he is also very modest and sincere in real life. Some of his most well-received movies have been: Forrest Gump, Philadelphia, Cast Away, Toy Story, and Saving Private Ryan. Anyone who doesn't like his acting or think he is a bad actor does not know what they are talking about. He has been married to the same woman for the last 25 years which is amazing for someone that famous. I prefer him in the movie You've got mail.
Ignoramus: Tom Hanks is a sucky actor.
Intellectual: Why?
Ignoramus: He seems retarded.
Intellectual: Not many "retards" are actors whose movies have grossed over 3 billion dollars. Plus, even when he plays a "retard" in Forrest Gump he is still somewhat smart and loveable. :)
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