Someone who uses the pus from their own or from their partners ghonnasyphaherpalitic sores, to masterbate with.
Drew is a pimple bandit.
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When the sex is so good you knock each other out cold when finished. Generally a religious experience in which visions of god and or Jesus are known to occur.
Annica rocked my world so hard Saturday night it felt like Jesus beat me to sleep.
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The act of walking up to a midget, punching them in the groin and screaming "I found your pot of gold!!!."
Myrna the midget was hospitalized for 3 weeks after her boyfriend performed the unlucky leprachaun during intercourse.