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A combination of wide shitty coverage and a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike his midget cousin (The Dirty Valdez, aka Big Oil Shit Mustache), The Verizon Sanchez more resembles a big oil shit BEARD, and normally occurs in the Gulf of Mexico.
In the spring of 2010 British Petroleum gave The United States The Verizon Sanchez because they kept making fun of England for still having a queen.
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When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.
That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.
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When the guy on the top bunk is too lazy to go take a shit and just tosses it on the guy in the bottom bed.
Brennan accussed Dale of bunk dumping.
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Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. Itâs located in the Gulf of Mexico, itâs the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, itâs fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.
British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that Englandâs universal health care system doesnât cover dental.
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When a pre-op transsexual pop star touches you with its nut sack.
Lying naked with Lady GaGa is risky for one could easily end up being the recipient of The Lady BagBag.
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