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Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

by pubstarz July 17, 2009


cuntsplodge

The stain left on sheets or mattress when a newly paired up couple insist upon fornication even though the female is heavily menstruating.

Oh bollocks, you've just cuntsplodged my mum and dads bed!

by pubstarz July 17, 2008

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