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When you are playing any video game without really thinking about what you're doing.
You can tell if someone is in Video Game Autopilot if they repeatedly do the same thing over and over, making them ridiculously easy to kill in Call of Duty.
You tend to reach the deepest levels of Video Game Autopilot when you're high as balls.
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What you say to someone with whom you have had one or more previous sexual encounters. Primarily used to
1. Announce sexual prowess and coolness to the general public.
2. Display lack of shame.
3. Humiliate the person to whom the comment is directed, automatically making you the winner and czar of all things excellent.
Ethan: Yo Melissa! Long time no shag, eh?
Melissa: Go fuck yourself Ethan.
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Popularized by the website "Chatroulette.com," this phrase is derived from the website feature that lets you instantly change the person you are talking to and selecting another random Chatroulett-er by pressing F2 on your keyboard. While many people visit the website to chat, others blithely waltz along seeking nudity and obscene things. These people press F2 at such an exorbitant rate, that they often find themselves accidentally skipping over the people that they intend to interact with.
Me: I was on Chatroulette and all I was seein was dicks. I went on an F2 Spree, and I fuckin skipped over the only pair of bewbs I found the whole night!
Frank: I don't understand... why were you skipping over the dicks?
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when a man and a Grilled Cheese sandwich love each other very very much, they will sometimes have a wresting match and then later a special surprise comes out of the man's private parts
life has many gifts, but there are few as precious as a butt baby
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or "MJS" for short.
Condition in which a female has an abnormally square/manly jaw.
Emily Deschanel (from the TV series, "Bones")
Jim: goddamn homie, she's fine!
Tim: yeah, but she's got a serious case of Man Jaw Syndrome
Jim: shitbiscuits, you're right
Tim: you bet you're black ass I'm right
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