Dirty luba

Is when you hit a pen from found on a dirty avenue in south Brooklyn and then you exhale it into a homeless guys mouth and watch with glee as he gets brainwashed into his only vocabulary being and adding -ski to the end of every word

“Bro why are mad crackheads begging me for monski”

“Sorry my bad bro I did a dirty luba yesterday”

dirty umi

Is when you have to hit the vape while shitting which creates a violent nicotine-fecal matter particle exhilarator which then gets every woman in the surrounding area pregnant with a future elf bar factory worker

“Man the nicotine business is booming recently”
“Yes remember when the city smelt like shit 20 years ago, I did a dirty umi”