Over the Pants Squeeze Tease

An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.

When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.

Waffles with Syrup

The act of classic Canadian sex, where maple syrup is used as lubricant and then the girl's syrupy pussy is eaten out afterwards, making it a waffle with syrup on it.

"I just had waffles with syrup for breakfast, if you know what I mean, eh?" *wink wink*

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