Wet your noodle

having sex with a chick.

When A-Train came back from an all-nighter all I could ask was.. "did you wet your noodle?"

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Eating at the "Dangling Diner"

Performing oral sex on a male. "dangling" is a reference to the male genitalia "at rest".

We were going out for dinner and a movie. We ended up "eating at the "dangling diner"".

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