New Zealand Carwash

The act of a male stripping naked, geting into a squating position, and a woman crab-walking underneath him, allowing his man-berries to sweep across her face.

Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!

You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?

Me: No, no it was not.

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