what's your poison

1. A query as to one's preference, specifically in regards to consummable goods
2. a query as to one's preference in alcoholic beverage or drugs
3. a question of one's preference in women

1. Alfred: What's your poison?
Rudyard: Give me a slice of pepperoni, beyotch!

2. Alfred: What's your poison?
Rudyard: Give me some mother fuckin' crack!

3. Alfred: What's your posion?
Rudyard: I likes me the big-titty bitches yo!
Alfred: Word!

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cattle

the line of people waiting to get into a movie, concert, or especially an overrated club.

Damn yo, lookat the cattle tryin' to get into that shitty club.

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cliff huxtable

Someone who wears ugly sweaters.

Did you see that sweater? That dude is a Cliff Huxtable.

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sheep

1. A group of people who lack the capacity for careful consideration, imagination, or individual thought, who thusly go with group and allow god awful trends and events to unfold and make us all miserable.

2. In some cultures, a substitute or alternate for a woman in the act of sex

1. People who vote along party lines are sheep, and need to be given a good bitch slap to the face.

2. Iowa, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.

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brand

1. a form of "body art" in which hot metal is pressed to the skin to create a permanent scar in a shape of some kind

2. the way in which commercial entities (businesses/companies/retailers, etc...) tell people with too much money and too little intelligence what to buy with said money (for example, see Gucci).

1. Jake: Daaamn, what's that burn on your arm playa?
Roger: It's a brand. It means I'm tough, yo. Or something.

2. Jake: Damn girl, how much skrilla did you drop on that Dolce and Gabbana skirt?
Julie: $500
Jake: You know, I saw that in Target for $20, you dumb bastard. There are people that can't afford that much for rent. You stupid fuck-face.

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saddle up

1. the act of climbing into one's ride(vehicle)

2. The act of getting ready to go somewhere, especially the act of getting ready to drive somewhere

3. The act of a woman climbing on top of a man to ride him

1.Damn Jimmy, let's saddle-up, we need to get there before all the ladies are gone.

2. Aren't you ready to leave yet? Saddle-up, you slow be-yotch.

3.Ralph: Oh baby, I want you so bad!
Jenny: Sit back and relax hon, I'm about to saddle up.

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cowgirl up

To step up to a challenge; to toughen up; to make something happen, as opposed to just bitching about it; taking charge of a situation. The feminine variation of "cowboy up."

Maria: My boyfriend treats me like shit, but I'd be alone without him.
Joanie: It's time to cowgirl up and leave his sorry ass.

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