Upper Arlington

Some kid literally masturbated in the middle of the school out in the wide open for everyone to see.

Where do i start:

So there's this kid named Charlie. hes a very unique looking specimen. he gets all the ladies (or at least he thinks). Has 0 rizz. His dad looks like a toe.

Umm German exchange students smoked weed in the main bathrooms and the dumbass people that go to ua made a whole big mosh pit of people around the bathrooms while the egg head principle stood there like the NPC he is.

Ryan aka the biggest bowling ball. I dont know how bro would sometimes walk down the stairs and not fall. Most times he takes the elevator and i dont know how it supported his fat ass.

There's a big bitch there that wears the same outfit every single day. like she is def smelly 😷

Honorable Mentions of ua:
Rankin - walks like he is wearing a buttplug constantly
Cmerr38 - looks like a sardine from spongebob, liked posts on instagram are naked girls and porn (two black guys and one white girl)
Bella - slut of ua, makes everyone want to kill themselves

if you go to ua and see this no you didn't

wow upper arlington is a shitshow

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