Squint Juice

Any form of light that makes your eyes squint.

(Prefferably in a southern US drawl or Australian accent)

“Are you ok!?”

“Yeah, I just got some squint juice in my eyes, that’s all...”

Deathbook

Preserving someone's death or memory by keeping their Facebook page open for those who wish to mourn on that persons page.

-"Hey, did you write something meaningful on Brandon's deathbook?"
-"I wished my grandma her 83rd birthday if she were still with us today. It's nice to post something on her deathbook."