Icehouse

'Ahees haus' n. Urinal excrement pumped into a pre cooled keg to recycle beer piss into a "drinkable" alcoholic beverage.

I wanted to drink beer this weeked, but instead I made a terrible life decision to drink icehouse.

15👍 28👎

bumblefucked

1.Failed to not have been fucked. 2. Having been fucked so hard that life itself seems indifferent or useless.

1. I tried to avoid pissing off the roidhead, but I was bumblefucked the minute he saw my average sized penis. 2. Bumblefucked, I fell off a cliff and was eaten by wolves while teenagers preached their ultimate wisdom for eternity.

9👍 3👎

swampcrotch

Slimy sweat on the testicles. Usually formed by jogging or working in a hot kitchen for over nine hours.

I ran for thirty minutes in the jungle and not to any surprise I got swampcrotch.

16👍 7👎