Choking the Chicken

gettin your jerk on

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moonspell

It is a spell made under the moon by the Witches of Salem.

Also the name of a band that sings "In and above men".

*person 1* Hey! Did you go to see Moonspell last night?
*person 2* I thought the Witches of Salem were dead!

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Delusional

Thinking you are something you’re not.

Liam: Hey guys, I’ve decided to come out as Hank Hill-Kin.

Max: Kin as in. . . You think you are literally Hank Hill?

Liam: Yep.

Max: Wow okay, that’s. . . Uh. . . Really delusional.

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scabby

I guy named Kevin.

Hey Scabby....WASSUP!

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