shawn cage

1. A legendary sexual beast with heighten awareness.
2. A man that can steal your girl.

3. A man known for scoring, even if the girl is taken.

"Dude, that guy totally just Shawn Caged my girlfriend.

Reinhart

A blowhard Donald Trump supporter, known for being all talk and no action. He wishes he could be as good as everyone else and can't cut the mustard. Known for playing the creepy uncle in the DMs of girls. Doesn't bother to show up to booked appearances, demands to be taken seriously when is fact actually a clown.

Dude, did you go see that concert?

No..

Wow, don't tell me you pulled a Reinhart.

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