blumpkin

a blowjob given to person who is shitting

the only way to get bobby off is to give him a blumpkin.

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puppy

a young actor or actress who is eager and excitable and has not yet had all of his or her dreams crushed

Sarah: I just can't wait to learn this new choreography! Even though the choreographer is famous for being the worst in the biz, I'm sure it'll be the best experience of our lives, right!?!?
Bob: Sure, puppy. Sure.

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