spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.

"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"

trash melon

Cheap, inexpensive, and disappointing melon that's used to take up space from otherwise good fruit real estate in a fruit bowl. Examples are Cantaloupe (musk melon) and Honey Dew.

"I got an edible arrangement in the delivered, but it was all trash melon so i threw it out."
"I went to get something from the fruit bowl, but there was only trash melon left."