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King Dice

A pervert that you can't help but love. had a moustache and sports purple jacket and tie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Girl: You see that King Dice over there? He's so popular!
Boy: In the pervert industry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by pureboredom August 13, 2020

2👍 2👎


getting a tooth removed

It sucks it makes your mouth swell up and you have to rinse your mouth with saltwater three times each day for a week and then you go to the tongue specialist for urgent treatment cause it burns ur precious tongue. ._.

See disgusting

Person 1: Getting a tooth removed? enjoy the saltwater ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2: whut ._.
(a few hours layer)
Person 2: MY TONGUE OH IT BURNS

by pureboredom August 13, 2020


Yellow Diamond

A clod.

Peridot to Yellow Diamond: You CLOD!!!!

by pureboredom April 23, 2020

6👍 1👎


Ajoite (sapphire)

A fanmade fusion made by GemCrust of his personal gemsona, Ice, and Sapphire. Based on the art of Steven Universe.

"Ajoite (Sapphire) is such an amazing fan made Fusion Gem!"

by pureboredom May 29, 2020


Lyin 2 Me

An Among Us song by CG5 that's as catchy as nits in a primary school

I can't get Lyin 2 Me out of my stupid head

by pureboredom December 11, 2020


Cat Day

Making up holidays for each day starting with Cat Day. Cat Day takes place on the 1st of January and is a day when we all celebrate and appreciate cats. If you have a cat, you must act as his\her slave for the whole day.

"You better respect your cat today bro, it's Cat Day!"

by pureboredom May 29, 2020


Grillbys

A restaurant where SANS dies.

Oh shit, sans went to Grillbys.

by pureboredom December 11, 2020