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When an Arab who has a headwrap has their cell phone lodged into the headwrap so they may talk hands-free. I have actually seen this.
You: Wtf that guy has a cell phone sticking out of his turban and he's talking on it!
Me: Yeah that's the new arabian bluetooth. They're not very expensive, all you need is a phone and a towel.
A word brought into this terrestrial realm by Charlie Sheen, and used primarily by Gnarly Gnarlingtons.
I was banging 7-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll... It was just pure and complete gnarlyisms.
The final crumbs in a bag of chips, which accumulate in the corner of the bag. Undoubtedly the best part of the bag of chips.
I just ate some dank ass cheddar Sun Chips, corner crumbs and all.
Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face.
I saw a traffic hottie yesterday and almost got hit by an 18-wheeler while looking at her.
A joint that is comprised of the roaches of other joints. Makes for superb smokage. The roach that comes from the "roach joint" itself is a "grandfather roach", a bit of weed that has somehow survived two joints. Hence, a "grandfather joint" is in turn a joint rolled, comprised of grandfather roaches, and just a delight to smoke with your buddies.
Stonerman 1: We're fucking out of weed?!?
Stonerman 2: Well we still got those roaches.
Stonerman 1: Well shit...
(10 minutes later)
Stonerman 1: Let's roll a roach joint!
When two people (usually guys) start talking about Call of Duty, exchange gamertags or whatever the hell PS3 calls it, and set a definitive time to play. Easier to arrange than normal dates.
Mac: Hey what are you gonna be doing after work?
Tod: Just got that Black Ops son.
Mac: NO SHIT?? Me too, XBOX or PS3??
Tod: XBOX 360 all the way dude.
Mac: Oh dude give me your gamertag and we'll rape some cats later.
Tod: It's a call of du-date.
Mac: Ok fag, hit me up later.
The act of scouring one's home to make sure the area is completely clear of all marijuana and related paraphernalia. Often necessary when authoritative figures such as parents drop by. One must also perform a weed sweep when those ignorant of the stoner's weed smoking habits come by, such as hardcore Christian girls, and also hardcore Christian guys (though a huge stoner wouldn't be hanging out with one anyway), apartment maintenance, and other non-stoner associates.
Pimp 1: That cutie Isabel was coming over and I almost forgot to weed sweep, but I finished right before she showed up and was awarded with pussy.
Borat: HIGH FIVE!