dead

When you're passed the point of something being hilariously funny; when you've laughed as hard as you possibly can. Often expressed online by putting an asterisk (*) in front of and behind the word itself.

Ashley: So I went out with this guy last night, and we hit it off, but he doesn't seem to be interested in me other than my clothes and who does my hair.
Mary: That boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons.
Ashley: *DEAD*

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shy pussy

A vagina that doesn't have a protruding clitoris, due to the fact the vaginal lips hide it from plain sight.

Jill's got such a shy pussy, you have to pull her lips back just to get a glimpse of that clit.

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