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First Attempt Syndrome

(usually in Minecraft parkour) when you get super far in a parkour on your first try, but on your later attempts, you start trippin

Yo I think I have a case of First Attempt Syndrome cause after I fell off the parkour that first try, I kept fucking walking off of the one block jumps.

by pussack August 7, 2018


vulture

a person (in a video game) who takes other people's kills or only attacks weakened opponents. other words include: vultured, vulturing

This vulture keeps fucking chasing me whenever I'm red bar!

by pussack August 6, 2018


bajan shadow

some Canadian's shadow

I took a trip to Canada and saw the bajan shadow of Mitchell Donnell-Ralph Hughes!

by pussack August 5, 2018


Gue

A grown man who loves to stalk little kids on ROBLOX and has not been put to prison

I found this Gue on the game Adopt Me on ROBLOX. It is wise to put an entity like him to prison.

by pussack August 5, 2018

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Mr. Hippo

An animatronic hippo who jumpscares and kills you, but afterwards, tells you a story about having a picnic with his friend Orville next to a river with a waterfall. He says he feels like he is a fish swimming through the stream- cycling over and over until they get eaten by another fish. Orville wraps a picnic sheet over Mr. Hippo and pours the two of them a glass of lemonade. Mr. Hippo tells the victim that he does not know how such a peaceful setting, turned into him becoming an animatronic who roams the duct with others of his kind. He wonders if there is an explanation for this... or if there is no explanation at all. The moral he conveys is that people try too hard to find an explanation, but what if there isn't one or is out of our comprehension?

Adapted from the game FNAF Ultimate Custom Night

Mr. Hippo is a really good storyteller.

by pussack August 6, 2018


afterlifed

when you kill an someone on a video game but even though they're dead, they end up killing you because of their horrible lag. other words include: afterlife, afterlifing

I got afterlifed by this kid playing in McDonalds.

by pussack August 6, 2018


lana

anal backwards. used to inform your significant other that you want to do it through the poopy hole.

I gave my girl some good old lana while she was having bloody diarrhea.

by pussack August 5, 2018

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