dickhead

1 - An annoying twat.
2 - A person with a dick on their head.
3 - Unicorns

1 - George bush is such a dickhead.
2 - "Look mom, I'm a rhinoceros!!"
3 - Mommy, look at that dickhead in the picture!

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quim

A hot, friendly vagina that is waiting for you to drill the fuck out of it. Usually owned by a shy women.

We were just stood there every evening, she would give me nothing, but on my birthday she repayed me by opening her legs and i slipped me erect penis through her. Her quim was great.

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