Godly Wang

God's giant penis. It is so big and holy that it fucked a girl without having sex. God's wang is so crazily enormous and powerful that it can not be stopped, therefore it is godly.

God took his godly wang and fucked Mary until she gave birth to a magic man.

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Baklava

A Greek, Turkish, and Middle Eastern dessert made with filo pastry, walnuts, and honey topped with crushed pistachios and cinnamon. The Turks believe that they had it originally however it is a part of many cultures not just theirs. Let people talk about their fave desserts without getting attacked thanks.

Girl: MMM this baklava is so good! My yiayia just made it :)
Boy: Yum! Let me have some!