me

a literal retard

damn me have retardation

designated driver

probably the one friend that’s afraid to do shit but we love them anyways and we also need them so we don’t die and so they can give us that little act sober pep talk before sending us in to face our parents

anyone: hey so we’re going to the party tonight who’s the designated driver?
that one friend: i got you all

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