Desmond

A FAT FUCKING N****R THAT SMELLS AND IS FUCKING FAT

That guy is suuuuuch a desmond.

hi

the way u feel after you've been drugged up

"I'm sooo hiiii... I don't know what the hell is going on." (towely from south park)

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Bahnaconda

Penile elephantiasis specifically found in men with the last name “Bah”

*slap*

“Woah, why did you slap me Bah?”
“Sorry, I just turned around fast and slapped you with my bahnaconda.”