elephantiasis

The correct term for the medical condition commonly known as elephantitis. It is the massive swelling of the legs and genitals, generally caused by obstructions of the lymphatic vessels.

What the man originally thought to be a blessing turned out to be genital elephantiasis.

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Testicular Elephantiasis

Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:

1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.

2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.

Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?

Dude: No, what happened?

Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!

Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!

Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!

Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?

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