Chris

hott piece of ass that all the girls want to get at. his cock is huge and even if the ladies dont know it they will soon enough.

Holy shit man i wish i was like Chris!

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malarchuk

A verb to mean being sliced in the neck by a hockey skate. Can be accidental or intentional. Connected with the famous incident of Clint Malarchuk getting his throat cut open by a hockey skate.

If you chirp me one more time i will malarchuk you

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