Sukovich

Potentially genius insult for a Russian/east Slavic man.

Uses the patronymic system of 'Father's first name + '-ovich' or '-evich'' applied to the Russian word 'suka' ('bitch') to literally mean 'son of a bitch'. Could also be used as an insult towards women by using '-ovna' or '-evna'.

Example: Vladimir Sukovich Putin, Maria Sukovna Zakharova

Special Military Operation and Peace

The amended title of Lev Tolstoy's masterpiece to fit the Kremlin's internal misinformation campaign of the *** in Ukraine.

Russian news host for Vesti/Channel One/RT *asking a literature professor*: What are the names of Lev Tolstoy's major works?
Literature professor *trembling*: Umm...'Anna Karenina', 'The Death of Ivan Ilyich', and...umm...'Special Military Operation and Peace'.

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cock test

Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’

A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.