Sandman

A special kind of baseball bat with a nail through it. Either used for actual baseball game play use or hurting people. Best for angry players.

Play ball right! Or ill hit you wit my sandman

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Panda

1)Eats shoots and leaves (from a bamboo tree)

2)Eats, shoots and leaves (from the joke)

3)Black and white Chinese animal

A panda goes into a restaurant and orders food. The panda eats the food, shoots the waitress, then leaves. the police finally caught him and ask, "Why did you do it?"

The panda says, "look me up in the dictionary"

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