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(1) "The practice of ejaculating into dinner meat."
(2) "Committing sex acts upon a two pound cut of liver."
(3) "Whacking off, 'come big boy come', screams the maddened piece of liver that in my own insanity I bought one afternoon at a butcher shop and believe it or not violated behind a billboard on the way to a bar mitzvah."
- John Oliver of the Daily Show, 8th Sept 2010
"Wolf Blitzer where are you on Frosting the Liver? Answer the question that America wants answered!" - John Oliver, The Daily Show.
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Γ’ΒΒ"MILF = Mothers I'd Like To Forget" - The Lady Bunny 7, The Ballad of Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, she's a MILF, a mother I'd like to forget for sure before she screws us all with her Rapture ImPalin in 2012.
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A question that asks if a society or group is going to join the modern era (A.D.) with technology and advanced ethics or if they are going to live in the Bronze Dark Ages (B.C.) with immoral values such as stoning people to death. A choice between embracing the modern world fully rather than keeping one hand on advanced technology while being barbaric with the other hand. The choice to advance all aspects of a society rather than just the military. Modernization of only some aspects of a society doesn't mix with keeping backwards with the rest, as it just doesn't work.
"It comes down to this Iran, you have a choice to make. do you want the world to be comfortable with you having nuclear weapons or are you going to keep stoning people? Are you gonna go A.D., or are you sticking with B.C.? Cause you're not allowed to be that modern and that primitive at the same time! You have to choose, they don't work together. It's the reason you never see anyone riding a Segway with Fred Flintstone Wheels."- Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 8th September 2010.
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When one is forced to wear a burka veil, niqab part of the veil, chadri, purdah (face curtain) or other face covering by (1) social convention, (2) one's husband, (3) one's religion, one can be said to be in a mobile veil jail. Often those that wear the veil jail do so because of fear of reprisal or social ostracization or punishment. Since the person wearing the jail veil is generally allowed to move about in society only while wearing the veil it is thus a mobile veil jail. In some Islamic cultures the woman's face is considered "the most tempting part of her body, because what people look at most is the face" and is "awrah, aka intimate parts, which must be covered" as ordered by fatwa. The pre-medieval Bronze Dark Ages belief that the woman's face is an intimate part of her body and can only be seen by her husband or family or woman friends, out of fear that any man that sees her will want to be tempted to rape her thus they jail her for her own protection in a twisted perversion of protecting her by encasing her in cloth coverings. Some women claim to voluntarily wear their mobile veil jails out of respecting their culture or religion or faith, however that just indicates that they are captives and as such are not free. In many western and even Islamic countries the mobile veil jail is not permitted in public in part to prevent the literal covering up of physical abuse by family members. Some ultra-orthodox Jewish women wear the burqa as a symbol of protecting chastity.
Oh look the women there are all sewn up in mobile veil jails which they likely don't have any choice about it for fear if they don't wear them they'll get beaten by their husbands or stoned to death; they think that they'll be pounced upon and raped by the first male to see them; wearing a mobile veil jail is like they are still living in the pre-medieval Bronze Dark Ages.
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All nil, all empty, null, a non-thinking person, a man devoid of thought, intentionally embracing the endarkened notions, someone who lacks thought, a true believer devoid of mental inquiry, zero thought due to blind faith, null mind, a brain vacated by it's occupant, a brain with all the intelligence sucked out of it by a cult, embracer of bronze dark age beliefs, a person who blew a life of rational thought for the endarkened know nothing cage of faith, a process by which a human mind disintegrates past the point of any rational thought, a process of protecting the mind from rational thought, encasing the mind in so many mental layers of dogma based defenses that one can no longer see the real world nor hear rational thoughts, a mind melting down losing all coherence, the utter destruction of ones self respect due to faith, the process of embracing insanity of mythology for it's invisible friends, brain rot from within due to ideas, the results of faith the mind killer at work, the self inflicted dumbing down of ones own mind, to protect the brain from rational thought, to embrace insanity on purpose, to take the leap of faith losing ones mind in the process, a process of staying dumber than the dumbest, gone on permanent thought vacation, a process of losing ones way in life, believing the dead can rise, a brain on the crack of religion, a brain on the meth of faith, a process by which bible quotes and dogma replace any sembelance of someone being home.
It's amazing how he aniled his mind to any rational thought, now he's impossible to talk with about anything real which is a shame since he used to be a smart guy, now it's all caged in his aniled mind; his aniled mind is much worse than a smack to the head that's for sure.
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Some thing so hugely fragging and magnificent that it's so beyond both and enters the mega fragging magnificent zone! An accomplishment of epic proportions.
It's so megafragginnificent that you achieved what you did when no one though you could and how you did it was just so megafragginnificent it's beyond description!
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A slime puppy is a public personality who gives you a queasy feeling, the sort of slimy public person who takes advantage of their public light for their own ends. A slime puppy leaves a trail of butt slime as it drags it's butt along the ground while thinking they are doing the right thing, a do gooder boy scout type of slimy person.
Have you heard of John Ralston Saul? Oh yeah, he's that slime puppy author married to the former Canadian Governor General, what's her name, oh yeah, Adrienne Clarkson.
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