Microphones

Small listening devices that drive you bat shit crazy.

We all put microphones in our ears!

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ESP

Shooting potatoes into peoples minds.

The town hates me I have esp. The kids call me a freak. People tell me I should find a nice quiet place and smoke A LOT of pot.

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Swill

Typically a disgusting bath containing spit and puke! Swill can also be a type of gin that has been sitting in the window for 5 months.

A psychopath baths in swill and drinks it too because he doesn't give a flying fuck.

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