roflmoa

rolling on floor licking my own ass. a retronym for a misspelling of roflmao.

user1: <<some corny joke>>
user2: roflmoa
user1: roflmoa? don't you mean roflmao
user2: no! rolling on floor licking my own ass

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masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

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binarian

A special kind of idiot who believes that all people who hold a different view from oneself have the same views as each other. A labelass.

Person 1: "I don't think we should bomb Elbonia just because someone said they have a giant slingshot."

Person 2: "Typical liberal."

Person 1: "and you are such a binarian!"

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SHFMS

Sky-High Fuck-Me Shoes

mom: What's in that box, dear?
daughter: Just some SHFMS's, mom.
mom: what?
daughter: Sky-High Fuck-Me shoes, mom!
mom: *starts crying*

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FIST

Acronym for Fuck It's Still Thursday.

I need a weekend, but FIST.

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