adele h

coolest girl on the face of the earth WHO ROCKS 5TH PERIOD LUNCH! super pretty, amazing lax goalie, and ridiculous soccer player THAT EVERYONE WANTS AND LOVEESSS

staboy1:woooah look at that total hottie warming up for soccer
staboy2:um...thats ADELE H and we all love her

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alaz

A guy who is a little bit annoying but has a huge heart (and dick). He is smart, competitive, and cute. He's not only worldly and cultural, but also good at eating bananas. Loved by most of the populace, he's a whiz at soccer and tech shit. Just call him the W.E.B. Master.

Person A: Do you know Alaz?
Person B: Who doesn't?

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