Trumpetized

1. The act of being traumatized by Trump in any way, shape or form.

2. The realization that half your family wanted him to be President, and you can't opt out of sharing DNA with them.

3. The sneaking suspicion that you've traveled to a darker, non-sensical timeline in one of the many alternate universes, where Trump is President and people are ok with that.

"I am deeply trumpetized by all these negative tweets about me. Fire those rockets!" - Kim Jong-Un.

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