Make it stain

When a gentleman ejaculates inside his pants after an amazing lap dance.

Hey Rich, check out Dan over there. Did that stripper make it stain? He'd better wear snow pants next time.

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I got shoes on

It's the idea that a person knows what's going on at the present time and were able to understand the innuendo.

I was talking to Andy the other day and he asked me if I noticed the new chick in accounting. I told him hell yes, I got shoes on! I didn't miss that piece of ass.