An only boys school owned by Boris Johnson. This school is so old it has very old traditions like standing up when staff enters the room. This school is home to Mr Jon Newham who ran for mayor of Epping Forest, Mr Newham has the most legendary and iconic walk. Located in North Court is the prime location for race cart driving. The head teacher of HBS is a very nice lad, we will not tolerate Slander against our overlord. The year 7s are known to be wild creatures who pack a punch. If you get caught in their way they will engage fight mode. Just kick them.
James: I love Hitchin Boys.
Dexter: You like boys?
A nerd. probably a bumgaret too. plays too much hypixel i recon
Person 1: Has CertifiedCool even touched grass?
Person 2: No