bogey

a drag, a square, a stick,

Suburban vernacular used to describe the contents of a loose cigarette.

A phrase originating in pre-industrial america that is now adopted by geologists, attorneys and drug addicts.

“Can I grub an extra bogey off of you?”

Hell no i’m down to my last pack.

staten island

A secret tomato farm located below the New Jersey Turnpike.

Is often riddled with rotten sewage, silicone, and Vicodin tablets.

Birthplace of the Black Plague, Parliament cigarettes, and Crash Bandicoot.

Legend has it a group of Native Americans from the nearby village of Ronkonkoma discovered the prepubescent land in 1586 and decided to name it "Staten Island" after one of its villagers contracted Hepatitis from a nearby jellyfish.