cropdusting

farting, then dragging the smell around with you. or farting in the process of walking

wes decided to cropdust the entire back half of the apartment, so he walked from the laundry room through the living room into the bedroom, all the while farting and pulling the smell with him.

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UNAGI POWWAAA

the power of the unagi roll to give a man an outstanding erection.

i ate 20 unagi rolls, then had an erection so hard and for so long i went to the hospital.

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