Quicksand

An act in which the man presses his dick into an unstimulated vagina (read: not wet) so that the dick slowly, inch by inch, descends into the increasingly lubricated abyss

Last night, I met this chick at a bar. She was not worth the foreplay (or the two dollar shots). Consequently, I quicksand-ed her, yelling obscenities while her sick ass got gradually turned on.

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