granola

Someone who is in their 20-30s, who distinguishes him or herself by not conforming to the modern twenty something trends. Someone who shows distaste in 'hipster' things, conservative beliefs, religion, and anything that is the traditional norm such as weddings.

"I hate girls who take pics of coffee in a hipster cafe just for instagram. Just enjoy the moment and not touch your phone for a day!"
"Wow you are so granola."

"I want to live in a van for a year and travel the world with little money and stay off the grid!"
"Your instagram is all nature, so granola!"

madi

A typical, basic white girl who is known to be perky and over the top. This girl would usually wear bright neon pink or any other bright one-color top. This girl would have bleach blonde hair and run for every school body position imaginable. Too basic, too blonde, too white, too fake. She might date the student body president just to be known.

"I hooked up with all the popular guys here."
"Wow youre such a Madi!"

"Please vote for me! I will do everything you please! Ask my parents, I am great!"
"So annoying, nobody cares Madi."

"I hate her so much!"
"Madi you hate everyone."

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